acupofteaandmore:

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

dorkstrider:

moment of silence for those people who followed me since i started this blog

they have seen things i am not proud of

(Source: queerrapidash)

vaspim:

How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

awkward-bertl:

levi getting so fed up with erwin’s arm puns he tries to beat him up

erwin says, “levi stop, i’m unarmed.”

analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

(Source: f25analogy)

(Source: ohayocelestia)

You’ll suffer a thousand deaths before I’m done.