dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

(Source: dildotho)

oikava:

cats??? nah they’re so dumb they’re— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of cats spill out of jacket] w-what a stupid idea i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of cats scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

america-wakiewakie:

This is white supremacy. 

drxcos:

i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable

(Source: drxcos)

h3adphonez:

volatilevibes:

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
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And the biggest dogs
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Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 
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and together
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That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

I’m moving…BYE MOM

slenderlock:

Problems:

  1. I want this story to be written
  2. I don’t want this story to be written by anyone but me
  3. I don’t want to write this story

sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

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flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

(Source: uqqu)

the meowrails’ first dead dreambubble meeting

always-your-winchester:

temporaldecay:

attackofthepartycannon:

takaratime:

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:33 < YOU WERE STRONG ENOUGH TO FIGHT HIM WHAT WERE YOU EVEN DOING

:33 < DONT YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME

I just snorted so loudly I think I hurt myself

Oh sugar honey iced tea is my new favorite expletive.

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